Wanted : Mr Raj Kumar

An arrest warrant has been issued against one Mr. Raj Kumar, son of Raju Jha of Bihar . He is wanted for many crimes including firing at the police, rioting , attempt to murder and using violent force . The disturbing part of the story is that Mr Raj Kumar is just two years old .
While the crime branch in Bihar (their collective intelligence is slightly higher than that of a household cockroach) pondered over how a being which has no bladder or sphincter control could control a double barrel shotgun and fire it with murderous intent . I was looking for a more scientific answer to this singular event .
Consider this : If the chances of a man having a butt for a head were one in 100,000 then after china India would have the largest number of buttheads in the world owing to our 1billion+ population . So if the chances of a two year old running amok with a shot gun were one in a 500 million there is a good chance that such a ridiculous event may happen somewhere in India .
I need to be careful now , as my neighborhood is full of infants , after reading this news I hear the distinctive ringing of the Psycho soundtrack when any of them comes near me . Yesterday one of them had this to say when i tried to hold him.

Those of you who think my probability concepts are all screwed up , please do comment and ‘probably’, we could work out an equation which explains the killer baby phenomenon