Wanted : Mr Raj Kumar

An arrest warrant has been issued against one Mr. Raj Kumar, son of Raju Jha of Bihar . He is wanted for many crimes including firing at the police, rioting , attempt to murder and using violent force . The disturbing part of the story is that Mr Raj Kumar is just two years old .
While the crime branch in Bihar (their collective intelligence is slightly higher than that of a household cockroach) pondered over how a being which has no bladder or sphincter control could control a double barrel shotgun and fire it with murderous intent . I was looking for a more scientific answer to this singular event .
Consider this : If the chances of a man having a butt for a head were one in 100,000 then after china India would have the largest number of buttheads in the world owing to our 1billion+ population . So if the chances of a two year old running amok with a shot gun were one in a 500 million there is a good chance that such a ridiculous event may happen somewhere in India .
I need to be careful now , as my neighborhood is full of infants , after reading this news I hear the distinctive ringing of the Psycho soundtrack when any of them comes near me . Yesterday one of them had this to say when i tried to hold him.

Those of you who think my probability concepts are all screwed up , please do comment and ‘probably’, we could work out an equation which explains the killer baby phenomenon

India to send over 200 idiots to China

MLA’s respond when asked to raise their left hand

Over 200 legislators ( read idiots) from the southern state of Karnataka will be visiting China for an “Educational tour” of the infrastructure and administrative functioning of that country. The man who suggested the “brilliant” idea- Assembly speaker Krishna had this to say

”I visited China two years ago, and I was astounded by seeing the all-round development of China. I thought their mindset, their attitude will be completely changed if they see and come back to our country”

Point taken , but can please somebody tell me that why the hell are we sending 200 fools on this “educational tour” , when a bunch of 10 fools would suffice . The approx. cost for the fiasco is expected to be Rs 2,00,000 per fool , taking the total to Rs 55,000,000 , Damn I am not paying tax so that some MLA can get a Sandwich massage in Shanghai . This reminds me of the time when the fools visited New Delhi to experience the metro first hand.
A high-level Chinese delegation was visiting the IT capital two months ago to promote the China-Singapore Suzhou Industrial Park, none of the idiots bothered to attend that presentation , Perhaps they were busy dissecting the Gere-Shilpa Shetty kiss issue as it was a time of national crisis.
Let’s hope they learn something from the Chinese , at least..How not to waste public money.